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Postby abubaker on Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:03 am

some sms jokes recieve from back home, my litle sister sends me atleast on a day


Da khud kush damake Niat:Niat kom da khpal tao da lasa,4 kasan alozom pa de hazir wakht,khaas da khpale mashahortia da para,makh me da dozakh pa lor ke. DOOZZ
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mata hum pata da sawab de paki
amir seb za pa maswak sa okama
zama pa khula ki kho yo ghakh nishta de
Whoever desires everlasting bliss, let him adhere firmly to the threshold of servitude
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Perpetually is the servant either the recipient of a blessing from Allah, in which case he is need of gratitude; or he is the perpetrator of a sin, in which case he is in need of repentance; he is always moving from one blessing to another and is always in need of repentance.
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The perfection of tawhid is found when there remains nothing in the heart except Allah, the servant is left loving those He loves and what He loves, hating those He hates and what He hates, showing allegiance to those He has allegiance to, showing enmity to those He shows enmity towards, ordering what He orders and prohibiting what he prohibits-
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Re: sms jokes

Postby addicted on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:25 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Postby Khazana on Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:30 pm

addicted wrote:Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: sms jokes

Postby Dukhtar e haji on Sun May 09, 2010 9:15 am

translation please
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Re: sms jokes

Postby abubaker on Mon May 10, 2010 12:29 am

too lazy, may be addi can do it if he wishes
Whoever desires everlasting bliss, let him adhere firmly to the threshold of servitude
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Perpetually is the servant either the recipient of a blessing from Allah, in which case he is need of gratitude; or he is the perpetrator of a sin, in which case he is in need of repentance; he is always moving from one blessing to another and is always in need of repentance.
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The perfection of tawhid is found when there remains nothing in the heart except Allah, the servant is left loving those He loves and what He loves, hating those He hates and what He hates, showing allegiance to those He has allegiance to, showing enmity to those He shows enmity towards, ordering what He orders and prohibiting what he prohibits-
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Re: sms jokes

Postby abubaker on Tue May 11, 2010 9:53 am

bakhana ghwaldam, wont happen again, bazi wakhth dagha si yaw kar kegi saldena
Whoever desires everlasting bliss, let him adhere firmly to the threshold of servitude
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Perpetually is the servant either the recipient of a blessing from Allah, in which case he is need of gratitude; or he is the perpetrator of a sin, in which case he is in need of repentance; he is always moving from one blessing to another and is always in need of repentance.
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The perfection of tawhid is found when there remains nothing in the heart except Allah, the servant is left loving those He loves and what He loves, hating those He hates and what He hates, showing allegiance to those He has allegiance to, showing enmity to those He shows enmity towards, ordering what He orders and prohibiting what he prohibits-
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Re: sms jokes

Postby addicted on Mon May 17, 2010 11:15 am

يوسف wrote:haleka bya waye chi yow kaka pa shaan khabarey kawom. da tsenga toka da? khabar ye che shariat pa da hakla se wayee?




se waye shariat pa de bandei? <baseball>
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Postby AnGaaR on Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:03 pm

lol.. nice stuff guys hgfdh
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